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Wind is bullshit and Florida is cold fuckkkk I’m really cold r/n I need a jacket

falvie:

A pink lucky dog to bring you loyalty and love :)

captainhanni:

disasterscenario:

disasterscenario:

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

UH

UHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(•⊙ω⊙•)

Whups my hand slipped

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

futogami:

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

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REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

Keep EVERYONE safe

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

3lixar:

here’s a bunch of cool guy jokes

rockpapergizzards:

I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

rainbowdashtheawesome:

bookhorse:

….. by hoyeechun

"How can you expect me to study in these conditions?"

everyone on this fukin site is from florida, that girl with the textbook in her mouth is from florida I HAVE THAT TEXTBOOK

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed